The Rules:
People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by them.
People who have been tagged must Tag at least 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Get it? Now spread the love.
Who the fuck wrote these rules? some dictator's minions?... I hate the word "must" .. especially when I am being addressed in the sentence containing it.
I don't like the questions either.. therefore I have taken it upon myself to modify them as I see fit.. all text in red are my additions. You can find the original questions over at the ol' evil gnarly fingered witch's blog. Tell her I sent you.
If your lover betrayed you with someone of their own sex, what will your reaction be?
pop open the champagne (literally), add an extra room to the house, pop open the champagne (figuratively)
If you could have 1 dream and 2 nightmares come true, what would they be?
Dream: Live a honest life and actually make a positive difference to other's lives. Nightmare 1: I lose my lion's mane of hair by the time I am 30 and go bald. but only on top. ugh. Nightmare 2: Forget how to ride motorbikes.
What would you do with a billion dollars?
I nominate this for the position of the world's stupidest question.
People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by them.
People who have been tagged must Tag at least 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Get it? Now spread the love.
Who the fuck wrote these rules? some dictator's minions?... I hate the word "must" .. especially when I am being addressed in the sentence containing it.
I don't like the questions either.. therefore I have taken it upon myself to modify them as I see fit.. all text in red are my additions. You can find the original questions over at the ol' evil gnarly fingered witch's blog. Tell her I sent you.
If your lover betrayed you with someone of their own sex, what will your reaction be?
pop open the champagne (literally), add an extra room to the house, pop open the champagne (figuratively)
If you could have 1 dream and 2 nightmares come true, what would they be?
Dream: Live a honest life and actually make a positive difference to other's lives. Nightmare 1: I lose my lion's mane of hair by the time I am 30 and go bald. but only on top. ugh. Nightmare 2: Forget how to ride motorbikes.
What would you do with a billion dollars?
I nominate this for the position of the world's stupidest question.
Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Probably not. If I haven't already fallen in love with a "best friend" before she became one.. then why should that suddenly change. but anything is possible.
Which is more exciting while already in a relationship: coveting someone else or being coveted by someone?
I have to choose the second one. I would never actually cheat in a relationship.. but emotions are emotions and sometimes we cannot help feel attracted to a third person. But, not cheating means that this would only leave me frustrated, guilty and generally confused. Hence, being coveted rocks man!
How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?
Hain? what? like wait at home? waiting for her to come back after a hard day?.. so I can put out? .. erm.. probably until after dinner.. then I would just crash to sleep.
If the person you secretly like is gay, what will you do?
haha.. this ACTUALLY happened to me! but the prize clincher was the fact that I had no clue until I actually asked her out!!!
If you could root for one useless cause, what would it be?
I would like to replace the words "street" or "avenue" with the word "bum" in all road names everywhere! I sincerely believe this will make the world a funnier place to live in and hence also better.. picture this conversation ->
Driver: Excuse me, could tell me the fastest way to get into Washington's bum? I am running late and all bums on the way to washington's are jammed!
Helpful citizen: hohoho.. yes the bums around here tend to get all kinds of crap stuck in them this time of the day.
Driver: rriight.. well I am interested in only Washington's bum really.
Helpful citizen: ok then, go right up this bum, when this bum converges with Victoria's bum, take a right. be careful about the crack in Victoria's bum, they are still trying to patch that up. keep going at Victoria's bum until you find a fork in it. take the left fork and that will put you bang in the middle of Washington's bum.
I rest my case.
What takes you down the fastest?
usually females... no wait.. always females.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Oh sorry, I nominate THIS for the position of the world's stupidest question.
What’s your fear?
losing the people I love. senseless tragedies. people's ignorance of plain logic.
Would you rather be an impotent billionaire with a spacejet or a penniless jerk with a huuugggeeeee penis? (women can replace "penis" with "knockers".. or any other anatomical part they prefer)
I would choose to be the billionaire and then take each and every one of the penis enlargement treatments that I get in my spam folder each day. HaH ! and double HaH! suckersss....
If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who will you pick?
you can't fall in "love" with two people in the same way. It makes no sense. You MIGHT be INFATUATED or OBSESSED or just HOT for someone other than the person you love.. but if you really love someone then there is no way you can fall in LOVE with another while knowing what it will do to the first love.
Would you give all in a relationship?
Yes. depends. Yes. its worth it.
Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
In a relationship.
People you want to tag:
I would never inflict such pain on my friends... and I am yet to make enemies in the blog world. But if you think this is up your alley (haha.. just imagine if my cause was successful, I would have said "if this is up your bum"..hahaha..*snort..ok.. done) then consider yourself tagged. maybe...
Jenbun? I know you will have fun with some of these questions ;) .
Jamelah? I see that tags are your weakness :)
Cassy?.. anyone?
Probably not. If I haven't already fallen in love with a "best friend" before she became one.. then why should that suddenly change. but anything is possible.
Which is more exciting while already in a relationship: coveting someone else or being coveted by someone?
I have to choose the second one. I would never actually cheat in a relationship.. but emotions are emotions and sometimes we cannot help feel attracted to a third person. But, not cheating means that this would only leave me frustrated, guilty and generally confused. Hence, being coveted rocks man!
How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?
Hain? what? like wait at home? waiting for her to come back after a hard day?.. so I can put out? .. erm.. probably until after dinner.. then I would just crash to sleep.
If the person you secretly like is gay, what will you do?
haha.. this ACTUALLY happened to me! but the prize clincher was the fact that I had no clue until I actually asked her out!!!
If you could root for one useless cause, what would it be?
I would like to replace the words "street" or "avenue" with the word "bum" in all road names everywhere! I sincerely believe this will make the world a funnier place to live in and hence also better.. picture this conversation ->
Driver: Excuse me, could tell me the fastest way to get into Washington's bum? I am running late and all bums on the way to washington's are jammed!
Helpful citizen: hohoho.. yes the bums around here tend to get all kinds of crap stuck in them this time of the day.
Driver: rriight.. well I am interested in only Washington's bum really.
Helpful citizen: ok then, go right up this bum, when this bum converges with Victoria's bum, take a right. be careful about the crack in Victoria's bum, they are still trying to patch that up. keep going at Victoria's bum until you find a fork in it. take the left fork and that will put you bang in the middle of Washington's bum.
I rest my case.
What takes you down the fastest?
usually females... no wait.. always females.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Oh sorry, I nominate THIS for the position of the world's stupidest question.
What’s your fear?
losing the people I love. senseless tragedies. people's ignorance of plain logic.
Would you rather be an impotent billionaire with a spacejet or a penniless jerk with a huuugggeeeee penis? (women can replace "penis" with "knockers".. or any other anatomical part they prefer)
I would choose to be the billionaire and then take each and every one of the penis enlargement treatments that I get in my spam folder each day. HaH ! and double HaH! suckersss....
If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who will you pick?
you can't fall in "love" with two people in the same way. It makes no sense. You MIGHT be INFATUATED or OBSESSED or just HOT for someone other than the person you love.. but if you really love someone then there is no way you can fall in LOVE with another while knowing what it will do to the first love.
Would you give all in a relationship?
Yes. depends. Yes. its worth it.
Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
In a relationship.
People you want to tag:
I would never inflict such pain on my friends... and I am yet to make enemies in the blog world. But if you think this is up your alley (haha.. just imagine if my cause was successful, I would have said "if this is up your bum"..hahaha..*snort..ok.. done) then consider yourself tagged. maybe...
Jenbun? I know you will have fun with some of these questions ;) .
Jamelah? I see that tags are your weakness :)
Cassy?.. anyone?
10 comments:
i feel like you're screaming, in red and deliriously so. stop calling me a bitch. its impolite. but following it up with lao is good. "moreover", your questions are stupid, i hate you. take this raspberry and put it you know where.
hmmpf! ( i'll read later)
i can't seem to read letters correctly to word verify. wtf man, WTF!!
you are just jealous cause my questions are sooo much better than yours. its ok. its not your fault. I am just brilliant that way :-p
don't worry about word verify.. try hard and practice.. someday you will crack it! hehe
Okay, I did it.
Hello! I am Andy and I came through JenBun's.
I was surprised to see you actually live in France! Marseille more precisely, right? (i.e. : Drum drum drum)...
Well, I don't live in France YET but I will as of next summer, I'll live in Lyon though. I am in a French Lycée and I'm graduating next summer and I'll be going for my superior studies to France. (I actually live in a tiny country in Latin America).
And the meme? I thuoght those were the original questions... Hehehehe...
P.S. ANnd you're an engineer. Just what I want to study...
OMG, Manu... your whole bum thing is hilarious!! I love the little conversations you have with yourself...
Andy: hey! I DO remember you from JenBun's! its cool that you are coming to France, its a great country if you can live with an inept bureaucracy..well.. the people are nice anyways ;) I live in Toulouse.. not very far from Marseille or Lyon. am an engineer by education but like to think of myself as a wannabe scientist..haha..
and the questions? hyuk.. I like to keep things light, and the original batch was just too depressing for me!
Jules: I can churn out "bum" humour by the ton on a daily basis!! :-D
example: 2 persons suffered injuries when a bum exploded. Authorities refused to comment but eyewitnesses claim that it was a gas explosion..
hahahahaha... *snort
you know this post has "manu" written all over it? this is exactly what I see you as, insane, witty and sometimes adorable.. enough said ;)
cant do the whole tag so will answer one question here: impotent billionaire or big knockers?
I will keep mine thank you. They are good, sturdy, have served me well ;) when can I collect my billion?
:-O .. you called me adorable ..
.. yes one can never have enough of sturdy knockers
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